Slow Down or Stop
A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver,
and asked the man in the convertible, if he knew why
he was pulled over.
“Nope” the man replied.
“You failed to stop at the stop sign,” the cop explained.
“But I did slow down!” the driver argued.
The cop pulled out his riot stick and his big flashlight
and began a spirited drum solo on the driver’s head.
After a couple of minutes, he asked…
“Tell me if you want me to stop or just slow down a bit.”



