Magic Friend
one day complaining about the fact
that her husband isn’t enough
for her any more and that
she is sexually frustrated.
The guy behind the counter suggests
a Dildo or Vibrator, the lady blushes
as he shows her the different sizes
and shapes she can choose from,
Last but not least he shows her the
‘magic dildo’.
Just say to the dildo what you want it
to do and it will be done. The lady goes
home, reads the instructions carefully,
places the dildo on the chest of drawers,
and lies on the bed naked with her legs
spread.
She say’s ‘Dildo – pussy’.
The dildo lifts off, turns around and shoots
straight between her legs. After an unknown
amount of time she tires of it and says
‘dildo – stop’ only to find that it doesn’t,
it keeps going. She grabs it and pulls it out,
but Magic dildo jumps strait back in, however.
She grabs it again, throws it across the
room and runs out of the house screaming
naked with the dildo chasing along after her.
She runs around the corner to be confronted
by a policeman wondering what she is doing
naked on the street. So she explains to him
that a magic dildo is chasing her.
The policeman only laughs and says
‘Magic dildo my ass!’
