Heavy Breather

One of my wifes friends was being plagued by a heavy breather on the phone.

This went on for a few weeks until one day the heavy breather built up the courage to speak.

He said, ‘I’m sitting here naked, talking to you, guess what I’m holding in my hand?’

To which she replied ‘If you’re only holding it with one hand, I’m really not interested’ and put the phone down.

He never called back