Emergency Call

Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvatore grabs his chest and falls to the ground.

He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, “I think Salvatore is dead. What should I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions.

First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence…… and then the operator heard a shot.

Luigi’s voice comes back on the line.

“Okay, now what?”