Suriya, a three year old orangutan, was in a rescue facility at Myrtle Beach South Carolina , and not doing well. Then Roscoe, an old BlueTick hound, wandered in  – his condition was dire.....  check out how it turned out...

Forgetter Be Forgotten? My forgetter’s getting better, But my rememberer is broke...

Take a look at this ghastly CV!!! Would you employ this guy????    http://nakedjoker.co.uk/resimay/...

Dear God – Thank you for this meal – and please could you send some clothes for the poor ladies in Daddy’s computer...

Look honey....Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality...

One of my wifes friends was being plagued by a heavy breather on the phone. This went on for a few weeks until one day the heavy breather built up the courage to speak. He said, ‘I’m sitting here naked, talking to you, guess what I’m holding in my hand?’...

You guys will queue for this – it’s THE dream job...

Life in the Australian Army... Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse...

Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days)...

The church notice says.......... “Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help”"...

The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’...

Yep – someone wrote....”The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals”"...